lazy bum bum
November 17, 2001 Saturday - 02:16
i have figured it all out. how to lose weight. this system does not fail.
here it is.
i just need to eat less than i burn.
but Mr. Fat won't be so easily defeated. he's a smart one, he is. when i eat less, i burn less. (i.e. all that jazz about metabolic rate) but i'm smarter! to keep up my metabolic rate, all i have to do is:
it's moronically simple. eat less, exercise more. everyone knows that. (except maybe the diet industry)
and I will eat ALOT less. and exercise ALOT more. and i will lose weight!
(don't you get the weirdest epiphany-type things in the middle of the night too?)